An Idyll in Millinery
I
THE actual reason why Liphook was there does not matter :
he was there, and
he was there for the second time within
a fortnight, and on each occasion,
as it happened, he was the only
man in the place—the only
man-customer in the place. A pale,
shaven young Jew passed sometimes about
the rooms, in the
background.
Liphook could not stand still ; the earliest sign of mental
excitement,
this ; if he paused for a moment in front of one of
the two console tables
and glanced into the big mirror, it was
only to turn the next second and
make a step or two this way
or that upon the spacious-sized,
vicious-patterned Axminster
carpet. His eye wandered, but not without a
mark of resolution
in its wandering—resolution not to wander
persistently in one
direction. First the partings in the curtains which
ran before
the windows seemed to attract him, and he glanced into the gay
grove of millinery that blossomed before the hungry eyes of
female
passers-by in the street. Sometimes he looked through
the archways that
led upon each hand to further salons in which
little groups of women,
customers and saleswomen, were collected.
sometimes
Sometimes his eye rested upon the seven or eight unemployed
shop-ladies who
stood behind the curtains, like spiders, and looked
with an almost
malevolent contemptuousness upon the street
starers who came not in to
buy, but lingered long, and seemed to
con the details of attractive
models. More than once, a group
in either of the rooms fascinated him for
full a minute. One
particularly, because its component parts declared
themselves so
quickly to his apprehension.
A young woman, with fringe carefully ordered to complete
formlessness and
fuzz, who now sat upon a chair and now rose
to regard herself in a glass
as she poised a confection of the toque
breed upon her head. With her, a friend, older, of identical
type,
but less serious mien, whose face pringled into vivacious
comment upon
each venture ; comment which of course Liphook
could not overhear. With
them both, an elder lady, to whom
the shopwoman, a person of clever dégagé manner and primrose
hair, principally
addressed herself; appealingly, confirmatively,.
rapturously,
critically—according to her ideas upon the hat in
question. In and
out of their neighbourhood moved a middle-
aged woman of French
appearance, short-necked, square-
shouldered, high-busted, with a keen
face of chamois leather
colour and a head to which the black hair seemed
to have been
permanently glued—Madame Félise herself. When she
threw
a word into the momentous discussion the eyes of the party
turned respectfully upon her ; each woman hearkened. Even
Liphook divined
that the girl was buying her trousseau millinery ;
the older sister, or
married friend, advising in crisp, humorous
fashion, the elder lady
controlling, deciding, voicing the great
essential laws of order,
obligation and convention ; the shop-
woman playing the pipes, the
dulcimer, the sackbut, the tabor or
the viol—Madame Félise the
while commanding with invisible
bâton
bâton her intangible orchestra ; directing distantly, but with
ineludable
authority, the very players upon the stage. At this
moment She turned to
him and his attention necessarily left the
group. How did he find this ?
Did he care for the immense
breadth in front ? Every one in Paris was
doing it. Wasn’t he
on the whole a little bit sick of
hydrangeas—every one, positively
every one, had hydrangeas just
now, and hydrangeas the size
of cauliflowers. He made replies; he assumed
a quiet interest,
not too strong to be in character ; he steered her away
from the
Parisian breadth in front, away from the hydrangeas, into a con-
sideration of something that rose very originally at the back and
had a ruche of watercresses to lie upon the hair, and
three
dahlias, and four distinct colours of tulle in aniline shades, one
over
the other, and an osprey, and a bird of Paradise, and a few paste
ornaments; and a convincing degree of chicin
its abandoned
hideousness. Then he took a turn down the room towards the
group aforesaid.
“It looks so fearfully married to have that tinsel
crown, don’t
you know !” the elder sister or youthful matron was saying.
“I
mean, it suggests dull calls, doesn’t it ? Dull people always have
tinsel crowns, haven’t you noticed ?
I don’t want to influence
you, but as I said before, I liked you in the
Paris model.”
Every hat over which you conspicuously hover at Félise’s,
becomes, on the
instant, a Paris model.
“So smart, Madam,” cut in the shop-lady. “And you can’t
have anything newer
than that rustic brim in shot straw with
just the little knot of gardenias
at the side. Oh I do think it
suits you !”
Liphook turned away. After all, he didn’t want to hear what
these poor,
silly, feeble people were saying ; he wanted to
look. . . .
“But
“But Jim always likes me so much in pale blue, that I think
—” began
the girl.
“Why not have just a little tiny knot of forget-me nots with
the gardenia. Oh, I’m shaw you’d like it.”
Thus flowed the oily current of the shop-lady, reaching his ear
as Liphook
returned down the room. He could look again in the
only direction that won
his eyes and his thoughts ; five minutes
had been killed ; there was time
left him yet, for She had just
been seized with the idea that something
with a little more brim
was really her style. After all, She craved no
more than to be
loose at Félise’s, amid the Spring models lit by a palely
ardent
town sun, and Harold’s cheque-book looming in the comfortable
shadow of his pocket.
At the back of each gilt and mirrored saloon was placed a
work-table—in the manner of all hat-shops—surrounded by chairs
in which, mostly with their backs to the shops sat the girls who
were making up millinery ; their ages anywhere from sixteen to
twenty-one.
Seldom did the construction of a masterpiece appear
to concern them ; but
they were spangling things ; deftly turning
loops into bows, curling
feathers, binding ospreys into close sheaves;
their heads all bent over
their work, their neat aprons tied with
tape bows at the back, their dull
hair half flowing and half coiled—
the inimitable manner of the
London work girl—their pale faces
dimly perceived as they turned
and whispered not too noisily: the
whole thing recalling the soft, quietly
murmurous groups of
pigeons in the streets gathered about the scatterings
of a cab-
horse’s nose-bag. Sometimes shop-girls with elaborately
distorted
hair came up and gave them disdainful-seeming orders ; but the
flock of sober little pigeons murmured and pecked at its work and
ruffled no plumage of tan-colour or slate. And one of them,
different from
the others—how Liphook’s eyes, in the brief looks
he
he allowed himself, ate up the details of her guise. Dressed in
something—dark-blue, it might have been—that fitted with a
difference over her plump little figure; a fine and wide lawn collar
spread over breast and shoulders ; a smooth head, with no tags and
ends
upon the pale, yellow-tinted brow ; a head as sleek and as
sweetly-coloured as the coat of the cupboard-mouse ; a face so
softly
indented by its features, so fleckless, so mat in its
flat tones,
so mignon in its delicate lack of prettiness as to be
irresistible.
Lips, a dull greyish-pink, but tenderly curved at the
pouting bow
and faithfully compressed at the dusk-downy
corners—terribly
conscientious little lips that seemed as if never
could they be kissed
to lighter humour. Eyes, with pale ash-coloured
fringes, neither
long nor greatly curved, but so shy-shaped as ever eyes
were ; eyes
that could only be imagined by Liphook, and he was sometimes
of mind that they were that vaporous Autumn blue ; and at other
times that they were liquid, brook-coloured hazel.
But this was the maddest obsession that was riding him ! A
London workgirl
in a West-end hat shop, a girl whose voice he had
never heard, near whom
he had never, could never, come. And
Heaven forbid he should come near
her; what did he want with
her ? Before Heaven, and all these hats and
mirrors, Viscount
Liphook could have sworn he wanted nothing of her. Yet
he loved
her completely, desperately, exclusively. What name was there for
this feeling other than the name of love ? Soiled with all ignoble
use, this name of love ; though to do him justice, Liphook was not
greatly
to blame in that matter. He was but little acquainted
with the word ; he
left it out of his affaires de cœur, and very
properly, for it did not enter into them. Still, his feeling for this
girl, his craving for the sound of her voice, his eye fascinated by
her
smallest movement, his yearning for the sense of her nearer
presence—novel, inexplicable as this all was, might it not be love?
He
He stood there ; quiet, inexpressive of face, in jealous hope of—
what next ? And then She claimed his attention—in a whisper
which
brought her head with its mahogany hair, and her face with
its ground-rice
surface, close to his ear. She said :
“You don’t mind five, eh? It’s a model—and—don’t you
think it
becomes me ? I do think this mushroom-coloured velvet
and just the three
green orchids divine—and it’s really very
quiet !”
He assented, careful to look critically at the hat—a clever mass
of
evilly-imagined, ill-assorted absurdities. He had looked too
long at that
work-table, at that figure, at that face—he dropped
into a
chair—let his stick fall between his knees and cast his eyes
to the
mirror-empanelled ceiling ; there the heads, and feet of the
passers-by
were seething grotesquely in a fashion that recalled the
Inferno of an old
engraving.
Well, it would be time to look again soon—ah ! she had risen ;
thank
goodness, not a tall woman—(She was five foot nine)—
small,
and indolent of outline.
“I’ll take it to the French milliner now, Madam, and she’ll pin
a pink rose
in for you to see !”
It was a shop-woman speaking to some customer, who with a
hat in her hand,
approached the work-table.
“If you please, Mam’zelle Mélanie,” she began, in a voice
meant to impress
the customer, ” would you pin in a rose for
Madam to try ? Madam thinks
the pansy rather old-looking—”
&c., &c., &c.”
The French milliner ; French, then ! And what a dear
innocent, young,
crusty little face ! what delicious surliness : the
little brown bear that
she was, growling and grumbling to do a
favour. Well, bless that
woman—and the pansy that looked old—
he knew her name ;
enough to recognise her by, enough to address
a note
a note to her—and it should be a note ! A note that would bring
out
a star in each grey eye—they were grey—after all. (The
grey
of a lingering, promising, but unbestowing twilight.)
Reflecting, but
unobservant, his glance left her face and focussed
the pale, fair, young
Jew, who was seated, in frock coat and hat,
gloating over a pocket-book
that had scraps of coloured silk
and velvet pinned in it. He recalled his
wandering senses.
” How much ? Eight ten?”
” Well, I’ve taken a little black thing as well ; it happens to be
very
reasonable. There, you don’t mind ?” Mrs. Percival always
went upon the
principle of appearing to be careful of other
people’s money ; she found
she got more of it that way.
“My dear !—as long as you are pleased ! ” It was weeks
since this
tone had been possible to him. He scribbled a cheque
and they got away.
” I know I’ve been an awful time, old boy,” said the mahogany-
haired one,
with rough good humour—the good humour of a vain
woman whose vanity
has been fed. “Are you coming ?”
“Er—no ; in fact, I’m going out of town, I shan’t see you for
a
bit—Oh, I wasn’t very badly bored, thanks.”
She made no comment on his reply to her question ; her coarsely
pretty face
hardly showed lines of relief, for it was not a mobile
face ; but she was
pleased.
“Glad you didn’t fret. I’d never dreamt you’d be so good
about shopping.
Yes, I’ll take a cab. There is a call for 12.30,
and I see it is nearly
one now.”
He put her into a nice-looking hansom, lifted his hat and
watched her drive
away. Then he turned and looked into the
gaudy windows. His feelings were
his own somehow, now that
She had left him. He smiled ; love warmed in
him. Was the
old pansy gone and the pink rose in its place ? Had she
pricked
those
those creamy yellow fingers in the doing of it ? No, she was
too deft.
Tired, flaccid little fingers ! Was he never to think
of anything or
anyone again, except Mam’zelle Mélanie ?
II
Now the mahogany-haired lady was not an actress : she was
nothing so common
as an actress ; she belonged to a mysterious
class, but little understood,
even if clearly realised, by the public. It
was not because she could not
that she did not act ; she had never
tried to, there had been no question
of capability—but she con-
sented to appear at a famous West-end
burlesque theatre, to
oblige the manager who was a personal friend of
long-standing.
She “went on” in the ball-room scene of a hoary but ever-
popular “musical comedy,” because there was—not a part—but
a pretty gown to be filled, and because she was surprisingly
handsome, and of very fine figure, and filled that gown amazingly
well.
The two guineas a week that came her way at “Treasury”
went a certain
distance in gloves and cab-fares, and the neces-
saries of life she had a
different means of supplying. Let her
position be understood : she was a
very respectable person : there
are degrees in respectability as in other
things ; there was no fear
of vulgar unpleasantnesses with her and her
admirers—if she had
them. Mr. John Holditch, the popular manager of
several
theatres had a real regard for her ; in private she called him
“Jock, old boy,” and he called her “Mill”—because he recollected
her début; but the public knew her as Miss
Mildred Metcalf, and
her lady comrades in the dressing-room as Mrs.
Percival, and it
was generally admitted by all concerned that she was
equally
satisfactory under any of these styles. Oh, it will have been
noticed
noticed and need not be insisted on, that Liphook called her
“my dear,” and
if it be not pushing the thing too far, I may add
that her mother spoke of
her as “our Florrie.”
Liphook was a rich man whose occupation, when he was in
town, was the
dividing of days between the club, his rooms in
Half Moon Street, his
mother’s house in Belgrave Square, and
Mrs. Percival’s abode in Manfield
Gardens, Kensington. The
only respect in which he differed from a thousand
men of his
class was, that he had visited the hat shop of Madame Félise,
in
the company of Mrs. Percival, and had conceived a genuine
passion
for a little French milliner who sewed spangles on to
snippets of
nothingness at a table in the back of the shop.
The note had been written, had been answered. This answer,
in fine,
sloping, uneducated French handwriting, upon thin,
lined, pink paper of
the foreign character, had given Liphook a
ridiculous amount of pleasure.
The club waiters, his mother’s
butler, his man in Half Moon Street, these
unimportant people
chiefly noted the uncontrollable bubbles of happiness
that floated
to the surface of his impassive English face during the days
that
followed the arrival of that answer. He didn’t think anything in
particular about it ; few men so open to the attractions of women
as
this incident proves him, think anything in particular at all,
least of
all, at so early a stage. He was not—for the sake of his
judges it
must be urged—meaning badly any more than he was
definitely meaning
well. He wasn’t meaning at all. He cannot
be blamed, either. The world is
responsible for this sense of
irresponsibility in men of the
world—who are the world’s sole
making. Herein he was true to type ;
in so far as he did not think
what the girl meant by her answer, type was
supported by
individual character. Liphook was not clever, and did not
think
much or with any success, on any subject. And if he had he
wouldn’t
wouldn’t have hit the real reason ; only experience would have
told him
that a French workgirl, from a love of pleasure and the
national measure
of shrewd practicality combined, never refuses
the chance of a nice
outing. She does not, like her English
sister, drag her virtue into the
question at all.
Never in his life, so it chanced, had Liphook gone forth to an
interview in
such a frame of mind as on the day he was to meet
Mélanie outside the
Argyll Baths in Great Marlboro’ Street at
ten minutes past seven. Apart
from the intoxicating perfume
that London seemed to breathe for him, and
the gold motes that
danced in the dull air, there was the unmistakable
resistant pres-
sure of the pavement against his feet (thus it seemed)
which is
seldom experienced twice in a lifetime ; in the lifetime of such
a
man as Liphook, usually never. The Argyll Baths, Great
Marlboro’
Street : what a curious place for the child to have
chosen, and she would
be standing there, pretending to look into
a shop window. Oh, of course,
there were no shop windows to
speak of in Great Marlboro’ Street. (He had
paced its whole
length several times since the arrival of the pink glazed
note).
What would she say ? What would she look like ? Her eyes,
drooped or raised frankly to his, for instance ? That she would
not greet
him with bold, meaning smile and common phrase he
knew—he felt.
Dreaming and speculating, but wearing the
calm leisured air of a gentleman
walking from one point to
another, he approached and—yes ! there
she was ! A scoop-
shaped hat rose above the cream-yellow brow ; a big
dotted veil
was loosely—was wonderfully—bound about it ; a
little black
cape covered the demure lawn collar; quite French bottines peeped
below the dark-blue skirt.
But—she was not alone, a man was
with her. A man whom, even at some
distance, he could discern
to be unwelcome and unexpected, the pale fair
young Jew
in
in dapper frock-coat and extravagantly curved over-shiny hat.
Loathsome-looking reptile he was, too, so thought Liphook as he
turned
abruptly with savage scrape of his veering foot upon the
pavement, up
Argyll Street. Perhaps she was getting rid of him;
it was only nine
minutes past seven, anyhow ; perhaps he would
be gone in a moment. Odious
beast ! In love with her, no
doubt ; how came it he had the wit to
recognise her indescribable
charm ? (Liphook never paused to wonder how
himself had
recognised it, though this was, in the circumstances, even
more
remarkable). Anyway, judging by that look he remembered, she
would not be unequal to rebuffing unwelcome attention.
Liphook walked as far as Hengler’s Circus and read the bills ;
the place
was in occupation, it being early in March. He studied
the bill from top
to bottom, then he turned slowly and retraced
his steps to the corner. Joy
! she was there and alone. His pace
quickened, his heart rose ; his face,
a handsome face, was strung to
lines of pride, of passionate anticipation.
He had greeted her ; he had heard her voice ; so soft—dear
Heaven !
so soft—in reply ; they had turned and were walking
towards Soho,
and he knew no word of what had passed.
“We will have a cab ; you will give me the pleasure of dining
with me. I
have arranged it. Allow me.” Perhaps these were
the first coherent words
that he said. Then they drove along and
he said inevitable, valueless
things in quick order, conscious of the
lovely interludes when her smooth
tones, now wood-sweet, now
with a harp-like thrilling timbre in them, again with the viol—or
was it the
lute-note?—a sharp dulcidity that made answer in him as
certainly
as the tuning-fork compels its octave from the rosewood
board. The folds
of the blue gown fell beside him ; the French
pointed feet, miraculously
short-toed, rested on the atrocious straw
mat of the wretched hansom his
blindness had brought him ; the
scoop-hat
scoop-hat knocked the wicked reeking lamp in the centre of the
cab ; the
dotted veil, tied as only a French hand can tie a veil,
made more
delectable the creams and twine-shades of the monoto-
nous-coloured kitten
face. They drove, they arrived somewhere,
they dined, and then of all
things, they went into a church, which
being open and permitting organ
music to exude from its smut-
blackened walls, seemed less like London
than any place they
might have sought.
And it happened to be a Catholic Church, and he—yes, he
actually
followed the pretty ways of her, near the grease-smeared
pecten shell with
its holy water, that stuck from a pillar : some
Church oyster not uprooted
from its ancient bed. And they sat
on prie-dieus, in the dim incense-savoured gloom ; little un-
aspiring lights seemed to be burning in dim places beyond ; and
sometimes
there were voices, and sometimes these ceased again
and music filled the
dream-swept world in which Liphook was
wrapped and veiled away. And they
talked—at least she talked,
low murmurous recital about herself and
her life, and every detail
sunk and expanded wondrously in the hot-bed of
Liphook’s abnor-
mally affected mind. The evening passed to night, and
people
stepped about, and doors closed with a hollow warning sound that
hinted at the end of lovely things, and they went out and he
left
her at a door which was the back entrance to Madame
Félise’s establishment
; but he had rolled back a grey lisle-thread
glove, and gathered an
inexpressibly precious memory from the
touch of that small hand that posed
roses instead of pansies all the
day.
And of course he was to see her again. He had heard all
about her. How a
year since she had been fetched from Paris at
the instance of Goldenmuth.
Goldenmuth was the fair young
Jewish man in the frock-coat and supremely
curved hat. He was
The Yellow Book—Vol. X. C
a “relative”
a “relative” of Madame Félise, and travelled for her, in a certain
sense,
in Paris. He had seen Mélanie in an obscure corner of the
Petit St. Thomas when paying an airy visit to a lady
in charge of
some department there. An idea had occurred to him ; in three
days he arrived and made a proposition. He had conceived the
plan of
transplanting this ideally French work-flower to the
London shop, and his
plan had been a success. Her simple,
shrewd, much-defined little character
clung to Mélanie in London,
as in Paris ; she had clever fingers, but
beyond all, her appearance
which Goldenmuth had the art to appreciate,
soft but marked and
unassailable by influence, told infinitely at that
unobtrusive but
conspicuous work-table.
Half mouse, half dove ; never to be vulgarised, never to be
destroyed.
Mélanie had a family, worthy épicier of Nantes, her
father ;
her mother, his invaluable book-keeper. Her sister Hortense,
cashier at the Restaurant des Trois Epées ; her sister Albertine,
in
the millinery like herself. Every detail delighted Liphook,
every word of
her rapid incorrect London English sank into his
mind ; in the
extraordinarily narrow circumscribed life that
Liphook had
lived—that all the Liphooks of the world usually
do live—a
little, naïvely-simple description of some quite different
life is apt to
sound surprisingly interesting, and if it comes from
the lips of your
Mélanie, why . . . . .
But previous to the glazed pink note, if Liphook had crystal-
lised any
floating ideas he might have had as to the nature
of the intimacy he
expected, they would have tallied in no
particular with the reality. In
his first letter had been certain
warmly-worded sentences ; at their first
interview when he had
interred two kisses below the lisle-thread glove, he
had incohe-
rently murmured something lover-like. It had been too dark to
see
see Mélanie’s face at the moment ; but when since, more than
once, he had
attempted similar avowals she had put her head on
one side, raised her
face, crinkled up the corners of the grey eyes,
and twisted quite
alarmingly the lilac-pink lips. So there wasn’t
much said about love or
any such thing. After all, he could see
her three or four times a week ;
on Sunday they often spent the
whole day together ; he could listen to her
prattle ; he was a
silent fellow himself, having never learnt to talk and
having
nothing to talk about ; he could, in hansoms and quiet places,
tuck her hand within his arm and beam affectionately into her
face,
and they grew always closer and closer to each other ; as
camarades, still only as camarades. She never spoke of Goldenmuth
except incidentally,
and then very briefly ; and Liphook, who had
since seen the man with her
in the street on two occasions, felt
very unanxious to introduce the
subject ; after all he knew more
than he wanted to about it, he said to
himself. It was obvious
enough. He had bought her two hats at Félise’s ;
he had begged
to do as much, and she had advised him which he should
purchase,
and on evenings together she had looked ravishing beneath them.
He knew many secrets of the hat trade ; he knew and delightedly
laughed over half a hundred fictions Mélanie exploded ; he was in
a fair
way to become a man-milliner ; even Goldenmuth could not
have talked more
trippingly of the concomitants of capotes.
One Sunday, when the sunniest of days had tempted them
down the river, he
came suddenly into the private room where
they were to lunch and found her
coquetting with her veil in
front of a big ugly mirror ; a mad sort of
impulse took him, he
gripped her arms to her side, nipped her easily off
the floor, bent
his head round the prickly fence of hat-brim and kissed
her several
times ; she laughed with the low, fluent gurgle of water
pushing
through a narrow passage. She said nothing, she only laughed.
Somehow
Somehow, it disorganised Liphook.
“Do you love me ? Do you love me ?” he asked rapidly, even
roughly, in the
only voice he could command, and he shook her a
little.
She put her head on one side and made that same sweet
crinkled-up kind of
moue moquante, then she spread her palms out
and shook them and laughed and ran away round the table.
“Est-ce que
je sais, moi ?” she cried in French. Liphook didn’t
speak. Oh, he
understood her all right, but he was getting him-
self a little in hand
first. A man like Liphook has none of the
art of life ; he can’t do
figure-skating among his emotions like
your nervous, artistic-minded,
intellectually trained man. After
that one outburst and the puzzlement
that succeeded it, he was
silent, until he remarked upon the waiter’s
slowness in bringing up
luncheon. But he had one thing quite clear in his
thick English
head, through which the blood was still whizzing and
singing.
He wanted to kiss her again badly ; he was going to kiss her
again at the first opportunity.
But, of course, when he wasn’t with her his mind varied in its
reflections.
For instance, he had come home one night from
dining at Aldershot—a
farewell dinner to his Colonel it was—
and he had actually caught
himself saying : “I must get out of
it,” meaning his affair with Mélanie.
That was pretty early on,
when it had still seemed, particularly after
being in the society
of worldly-wise friends who rarely, if ever, did
anything foolish,
much less emotional, that he was making an ass of
himself, or
was likely to if he didn’t “get out of it.” Now the thing had
assumed a different aspect. He could not give her up ; under no
circumstances could he contemplate giving her up ; well then,
why give her
up ? She was only a little thing in a hat shop, she
would do very much
better—yes, but, somehow he had a certain
feeling
feeling about her, he couldn’t—well, in point of fact, he loved
her
; hang it, he respected her ; he’d sooner be kicked out of his
Club than
say one word to her that he’d mind a fellow saying to
his sister.
Thus the Liphook of March, ’95, argued with the Liphook of
the past two and
thirty years !
III
Liphook’s position was awkward—all the other Liphooks in the
world
have said it was beastly awkward, supposing they could have
been made to
understand it. To many another kind of man this
little love story might
not have been inappropriate ; occurring in
the case of Liphook it was
nothing less than melancholy. Not that
he felt melancholy about it, no
indeed ; just sometimes, when he
happened to think how it was all going to
end, he had rather a
bad moment, but thanks to his nature and training he
did not
think often.
Meantime, he had sent a diamond heart to Mrs. Percival ; there
was more
sentiment about a heart than a horse-shoe ; women
looked at that kind of
thing, and she would feel that he wasn’t
cooling off ; so it had been a
heart. That secured him several more
weeks of freedom at any rate, and he
wouldn’t have the trouble of
putting notes in the fire. For on receiving
the diamond heart
Mrs. Percival behaved like a python after swallowing an
antelope ;
she was torpid in satiety, and no sign came from her.
But one morning Liphook got home to Half Moon Street after
his Turkish bath,
and heard that a gentleman was waiting to see
him.
“At least, hardly a gentleman, my lord ; I didn’t put him in
the library,”
explained the intuitive Sims.
Some
Some one from his tailor’s with so-called “new” patterns, no
doubt ;
well—
He walked straight into the room, never thinking, and he saw
Goldenmuth.
The man had an offensive orchid in his buttonhole.
To say that Liphook was
surprised is nothing ; he was astounded,
and too angry to call up any
expression whatever to his face ; he
was rigid with rage. What in hell had
Sims let the fellow in for ?
However, this was the last of Sims ; Sims
would go.
The oily little brute, with his odious hat in his hand, was speak-
ing ;
was saying something about being fortunate in finding his
lordship,
&c.
“Be good enough to tell me your business with me,” said
Liphook, with
undisguised savagery. Though he had asked him
to speak, he thought that
when her name was mentioned he would
have to choke him. His
rival—by gad, this little Jew beggar
was Liphook’s rival.
Goldenmuth hitched his sallow neck, as
leathery as a turtle’s, in his
high, burnished collar, and took his
pocket-book from his breast
pocket—which meant that he was
nervous, and forgot that he was not
calling upon a “wholesale
buyer,” to whom he would presently show a
pattern. He pressed
the book in both hands, and swayed forward on his
toes—swayed
into hurried speech.
“Being interested in a young lady whom your lordship has
honoured with your
attentions lately, I called to ‘ave a little
talk.” The man had an
indescribable accent, a detestable fluency,
a smile which nearly warranted
you in poisoning him, a manner
—! There was silence. Liphook waited
; the snap with
which he bit off four tough orange-coloured hairs from his
mous-
tache, sounded to him like the stroke of a hammer in the street.
Then an idea struck him. He put a question :
“What has it got to do with you ?”
“I am
“I am interested—”
“So am I. But I fail to see why you should mix yourself up
with my
affairs.”
“Madame Félise feels—”
“What’s she got to do with it?” Liphook tossed out his
remarks with the
nakedest brutality.
“The lady is in her employment and—”
“Look here ; say what you’ve got to say, or go,” burst from
Liphook, with
the rough bark of passion. He had his hands be-
hind his back ; he was
holding one with the other in the fear that
they might get away from him,
as it were. His face was still im-
mobile, but the crooks of two veins
between the temples and the
eye corners stood up upon the skin ; his
impassive blue eyes
harboured sullen hatred. He saw the whole thing. That
old
woman had sent her dirty messenger to corner him, to “ask his
intentions,” to get him to give himself away, to make some pro-
mise. It
was a kind of blackmail they had in view. The very
idea of such creatures
about Mélanie would have made him sick at
another time ; now he felt only
disgust, and the rising obstinacy
about committing himself at the unsavory
instance of Goldenmuth.
After all, they couldn’t take Mélanie from him ;
she was free, she
could go into another shop ; he could marry . . . .
Stop—
madness !
“Mademoiselle Mélanie is admitted to be most attractive—
others have
observed it—”
“You mean you have,” sneered Liphook ; in the most un-
gentlemanly manner,
it must be allowed.
“I must bring to the notice of your lordship,” said the Jew,
with the
deference of a man who knows he is getting his point,
“that so young as
Mademoiselle is, and so innocent, she is not
fitted to understand business
questions ; and her parents being at
a distance
a distance it falls to Madame Félise and myself to see that—
excuse
me, my lord, but we know what London is !—that her
youth is not
misled.”
“Who’s misleading her youth ?” Liphook burst out ; and his
schoolboy
language detracted nothing from the energy with which
he spoke. “You can
take my word here and now that she is in
every respect as innocent as I
found her. And now,” with a
sudden reining in of his voice, “we have had
enough of this talk.
If you are the lady’s guardians you may reassure
yourselves : I am
no more to her than a friend : I have not sought to be
any more.”
Liphook moved in conclusion of the interview.
“Your lordship is very obliging ; but I must point out that a
young and
ardent girl is likely, in the warmth of her affection, to
be
precipitate—that we would protect her from herself.”
“About this I have nothing to say, and will hear nothing,”
exclaimed
Liphook, hurriedly.
Goldenmuth used the national gesture ; he bent his right
elbow, turned his
right hand palm upwards and shook it softly to
and fro.
“Perhaps even I have noticed it. I am not insensible !”
Liphook had never heard a famous passage—he neither read nor
looked
at Shakespeare, so this remark merely incensed him.
“But,” went on the
Jew, “since she came to England—for I
brought her—I have
made myself her protector—”
“You’re a liar !” said Liphook, who was a very literal person.
“Oh, my lord !—I mean in the sense of being kind to her and
looking
after her, with Madame Félise’s entire approval ; so
when I noticed the
marked attentions of a gentleman like your
lordship—”
“You’re jealous,” put in Liphook, again quite inexcusably.
But it would be
impossible to over-estimate his contempt for this
man.
man. Belonging to the uneducated section of the upper class he
was a man of
the toughest prejudices on some points. One of
these was that all Jews
were mean, scurvy devils at bottom and
that no kind of consideration need
be shown them. Avoid them
as you would a serpent ; when you meet them,
crush them as you
would a serpent. He’d never put it into words ; but that
is
actually what poor Liphook thought, or at any rate it was the
dim
idea on which he acted.
“Your lordship is making a mistake,” said Goldenmuth with a
flush. “I am
not here in my own interest ; I am here to act on
behalf of the young
lady.” Had the heavens fallen ? In her
interest
? Then Mélanie ? Never ! As if a Thing like this
could speak the truth !
“Who sent you ?” Liphook always went to the point.
“Madame Félise and I talked it over and agreed that I should
make it
convenient to call. We have both a great regard for
Mademoiselle ; we feel
a responsibility—a responsibility to her
parents.”
What was all this about ? Liphook was too bewildered to
interrupt even.
“Naturally, we should like to see Mademoiselle in a position,
an assured
position for which she is every way suited.”
So it was as he thought. They wanted to rush a proposal.
Must he chaffer with them at all ?
“I can tell you that if I had anything to propose I should
write it to the
lady herself,” he said.
“We are not anxious to come between you. I may say I have
enquired—my interest in Mademoiselle has led me to enquire—
and Madame Félise and I think it would be in every way a
suitable
connection for her. Your lordship must feel that we
regard her as no
common girl ; she deserves to be lancéein the
right
right manner ; a settlement—an establishment—some indication
that the connection will be fairly permanent, or if not, that
suitable—
“Is that what you are driving at, you dog, you?”
cried
Liphook, illuminated at length and boiling with passion. “So
you want to sell her to me and take your blasted commission ?
Get out of
my house !” He grew suddenly quiet ; it was an
ominous change. “Get out,
this instant, before—
Goldenmuth was gone, the street door banged.
“God ! God !” breathed Liphook with his hand to his wet
brow, “what a
hellish business !”
* * * * *
It was nine o’clock when Liphook came in that night. He
did not know where
he had been, he believed he had had
something in the nature of dinner, but
he could not have said
exactly where he had had it.
Sims handed him a note.
He recognised a friend’s hand and read the four lines it
contained.
“When did Captain Throgmorton come, then ?”
“Came in about three to ‘alf past, my lord ; he asked me if
your lordship
had any engagement to-night, and said he would
wait at the Club till
quarter past eight and that he should dine at
the Blue Posts after that.”
“I see; well,” he reflected a moment, “Sims, pack my
hunting things, have
everything at St. Pancras in time for the ten
o’clock express, and,” he
reflected again, ” Sims, I want you to
take a note—no, never mind.
That’ll do.”
“V’ry good, my lord.”
Yes, he’d go. Jack Throgmorton was the most companionable
man in the
world—he was so silent. Liphook and he had been
at
at Sandhurst together, they had joined the same regiment. Lip-
hook had
sent in his papers rather than stand the fag of India ;
Throgmorton had
“taken his twelve hundred” rather than stand
the fag of anywhere. He was a
big heavy fellow with a marked
difficulty in breathing, also there was
fifteen stone of him. His
round eyes, like “bulls’-eyes,” the village
children’s best-loved
goodies, stuck out of a face rased to an even red
resentment.
He had the hounds somewhere in Bedfordshire. His friends liked
him enormously, so did his enemies. To say that he was stupid
does
not touch the fringe of a description of him. He had never
had a thought
of his own, nor an idea ; all the same, in any Club
quarrel, or in regard
to a point of procedure, his was an opinion
other men would willingly
stand by. At this moment in his
life, a blind instinct taught Liphook to
seek such society ; no one
could be said to sum up more
completely—perhaps because so
unconsciously—the outlook of
Liphook’s world, which of late he
had positively begun to forget. The
thing was bred into
Throgmorton by sheer, persistent sticking to the
strain, and it came
out of him again mechanically, automatically,
distilled through
his dim brain a triple essence. The kind of man clever
people
have found it quite useless to run down, for it has been proved
again and again that if he can only be propped up in the right
place
at the right moment, you’ll never find his equal inthat
place. Altogether, a handsome share in “the secret of
England’s
greatness” belongs to him. The two men met on the platform
beside a pile of kit-bags and suit cases, all with Viscount Liphook’s
name
upon them in careful uniformity. Sims might have had
the administration of
an empire’s affairs upon his mind, whereas
he was merely chaperoning more
boots and shirts than any one
man has a right to possess.
“You didn’t come last night,” said Captain Throgmorton, as
though
though he had only just realised the fact. He prefaced the re-
mark by his
favourite ejaculation which was “Harr-rr”— he pre-
faced every
remark with “Harr-rr”—on a cold day it was not
uninspiriting if
accompanied by a sharp stroke of the palms ; in
April it was felt to be
somewhat out of season. But Captain
Throgmorton merely used it as a means
of getting his breath and
his voice under way. “Pity,” he went on, without
noticing
Liphook’s silence ; “good bone.” This summed up the dinner
with its famous marrow-bones, at the Blue Posts.
They got in. Each opened a Morning Post. Over the top
of
this fascinating sheet they flung friendly brevities from time to
time.
“Shan’t have more than a couple more days to rattle ’em
about,” Captain
Throgmorton remarked, after half an hour’s
silence, and a glance at the
flying hedges.
Liphook began to come back into his world. After all it was
a comfortable
world. Yet had an angel for a time transfigured it,
ah dear ! how soft
that angel’s wings, if he might be folded within
them . . . . old world,
dear, bad old world, you might roll by.
They were coming home from hunting next day. Each man
bent ungainly in his
saddle ; their cords were splashed ; the going
had been heavy, and once it
had been hot as well, but only for a
while. Then they had hung about a
lot, and though they found
three times, they hadn’t killed. Liphook was
weary. When
Throgmorton stuck his crop under his thigh, hung his reins on
it, and lit a cigar, Liphook was looking up at the sky, where
dolorous clouds of solid purple splotched a background of orange,
flame-colour and rose. Throgmorton’s peppermint eye rolled
slowly round
when it left his cigar-tip ; he knew that when a
man—that is, a man
of Liphook’s sort is found staring at a thing
like the sunset there is a
screw loose somewhere.
“Wha’
“Wha’ is it, Harold ?” he said, on one side of his cigar.
Liphook made frank answer.
“What’s she done then?”
“Oh, Lord, it isn’t her.”
“‘Nother ?” said Jack, without any show of surprise, and got
his answer
again.
“What sort ?” This was very difficult, but Liphook shut his
eyes and flew
it.
“How old ?”
“Twenty,” said Liphook, and felt a rapture rising.
“Jack, man,” he exclaimed, under the influence or the flame
and rose, no
doubt, “what if I were to marry ?”
Throgmorton was not, as has been indicated, a person of fine
fibre. “Do,
and be done with ’em,” said he. And after all, as
far as it went, it was
sound enough advice.
“I mean marry her,” Liphook explained, and the explanation
cost him a
considerable expenditure of pluck.
An emotional man would have fallen off his horse—if the horse
would
have let him. Jack’s horse never would have let him.
Jack said nothing for
a moment ; his eye merely seemed to swell ;
then he put another question :
“Earl know about it ?”
“By George, I should say not!”
“Harr-rr.”
That meant that the point would be resolved in the curiously
composed brain
of Captain Throgmorton, and by common con-
sent not another word was said
on the matter.
Two
IV
Two days had gone by. Liphook’s comfortable sense of having
acted wisely in
coming out of town to think the thing over still
supported him, ridiculous
though it seems. For of course he was
no more able to think anything over
than a Hottentot. Think-
ing is not a natural process at all ; savage men
never knew of it,
and many people think it quite as dangerous as it is
unnatural. It
has become fashionable to learn thinking, and some forms of
education undertake to teach it ; but Liphook had never gone
through
those forms of education. After all, to understand Lip-
hook, one must
admit that he approximated quite as nearly to the
savage as to the
civilised and thinking man, if not more nearly.
His appetites and his
habits were mainly savage, and had he lived
in savage times he would not
have been touched by a kind of love
for which he was never intended, and
his trouble would not have
existed. However, he was as he was, and he was
thinking things
over ; that is, he was waiting and listening for the most
forceful of
his instincts to make itself heard, and he had crept like a
dumb
unreasoning animal into the burrow of his kind, making one last
effort to be of them. At the end of the week his loudest instinct
was
setting up a roar ; there could be no mistaking it. He loved
her. He could
not part from her ; he must get back to her ; he
must make her his and
carry her off.
“Sorry to be leaving you, Jack,” he said one morning at the
end of the
week. They were standing looking out of the hall door
together and it was
raining. “But I find I must go up this
morning.”
Throgmorton rolled a glance at him, then armed him into the
library and
shut the door.
“What
“What are you going to do ?”
“Marry her.”
There was a silence. They stood there, the closest feeling of
friendship
between them, not saying a word.
“My dear Harold,” said Throgmorton at length, with much
visible and more
invisible effort ; he put a hand heavily on
Liphook’s shoulder and blew
hard in his mute emotion. Then he
put his other hand on Liphook’s other
shoulder. Liphook kept
his eyes down ; he was richly conscious of all Jack
was mutely
saying ; he felt the weight of every unspoken argument ; the
moment was a long one, but for both these slow-moving minds a
very
crowded moment.
“Come to the Big Horn Mountains with me,” Throgmorton
remarked suddenly,
“—and—har-rr write to her from
there.”
He was proud of this suggestion ; he knew the value of a really
remote
point to write from. It was always one of the first things
to give your
mind to, the choice of a geographically well-nigh
inaccessible point to
write from. First you found it, then you
went to it, and when you got
there, by Jove, you didn’t need to
write at all. Liphook smiled in
impartial recognition of his
friend’s wisdom, but shook his head.
“Thanks,” he said. “I’ve thought it all over”—he genuinely
believed
he had—”and I’m going to marry her. Jack, old man, I
love her like
the very devil !”
In spite of the grotesqueness of the phrase, the spirit in it was
worth
having.
Throgmorton’s hands came slowly off his friend’s shoulders.
He walked to
the window, took out a very big handkerchief and
dried his head. He seemed
to look out at the dull rain battering
on the gravel and digging yellow
holes.
“I’ll
“I’ll drive you to meet the 11.15,” he said at last and went out
of the
room.
Liphook put up his arms and drew a deep breath ; it had been
a stiff
engagement. He felt tired. But no, not tired. Roll by,
O bad old
world—he has chosen the angel’s wing !
Not one word had passed about Goldenmuth, Madame Félise,
or the astounding
interview ; a man like Liphook can always hold
his tongue ; one of his
greatest virtues. Besides, why should he
ever think or breathe the names
of those wretches again ? Jack
Throgmorton, in his splendid ignorance,
would have been unable
to throw light upon the real motive of these
simple, practical
French people. Liphook to his dying day would believe
they had
given proof of hideous iniquity, while in reality they were
actuated
by a very general belief of the bourgeoise, that to be “established,”
with settlements, as the
mistress of a viscount, is quite as good as
becoming the wife of a grocer.
They had been, perhaps, wicked,
but innocently wicked ; for they acted
according to their belief,
in the girl’s best interest. Unfortunately they
had had an im-
practicable Anglais to deal with and had had to submit to
insult ;
in their first encounter, they had been worsted by British brute
stupidity.
With a constant dull seething of impulses that quite possessed
him, he got
through the time that had to elapse before he could
hear from her in reply
to his short letter. He had done with
thinking. A chance meeting with his
father on the sunny side
of Pall Mall one morning did not even disquiet
him. His every
faculty, every fibre was in thrall to his great passion.
The rest
of life seemed minute, unimportant, fatuous, a mass of trivial
futilities.
There were two things in the world, and two only. There
was Mélanie, and
there was love. Ah, yes, and there was time !
“Why
Why did she not answer ?
A note from the bonnet-shop, re-enclosing his own, offered an
explanation
that entered like a frozen knife-blade into Liphook’s
heart. She had left.
She was gone. Gone altogether, for good.
Absurd ! Did they suppose they could—oh, a higher price
was what
they wanted. He’d go; by God he’d give it. Was he
not going to marry her ?
He hurried to the hat-shop ; he dropped
into the chair he had occupied
when last in the shop, let his stick
fall between his knees and stared
before him into the mirrored
walls. All the same tangled scene of passing
people, customers,
shop-women and brilliant millinery was reflected in
them ; only
the bright hats islanded and steady among this ugly
fluctuation.
Pools of fretful life, these circular mirrors ; garish,
discomfiting
to gaze at ; stirred surely by no angel unless the reflection
of the
mouse-maiden should ever cross their surfaces.
Fifteen minutes later he was standing gazing at the horrid clock
and
ornaments in ormolu that stood on the mantel-piece of the red
velvet salon
where he waited for Madame Félise.
She came. Her bow was admirable.
“I wrote to Mademoiselle, and my letter has been returned.
The note says she
has gone.” Liphook’s schoolboy bluntness
came out most when he was angry.
“Where has she gone ?
And why ?”
“Aha ! Little Mademoiselle ! Yes, indeed, she has left us
and how sorry we
are ! Chère petite! But what could we do ?
We
would have kept her, but her parents—” A shrug and a
smile
punctuated the sentence.
“What about her parents ?”
“They had arranged for her an alliance—what would you
have
?—we had to let her go. And the rezponsibility—after
all—”
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“What
“What sort of an alliance ?” The dog-like note was in his voice
again.
“But—an alliance ! I believe very good ; a charpentier—a
charcutier, I forget—but bien solide!”
“Do you mean you have sold her to some French—
“Ah, my lord ! how can you speak such things ? Her parents
are most
rezpectable, she has always been most rezpectable—
naturally we had
more than once felt anxious here in
London—”
“I wish to marry her,” said Liphook curtly, and he said it
still, though he
believed her to have been thrust upon a less
reputable road. It was his
last, his greatest triumph over his
world. It fitted him nobly for the
shelter of the angel’s wing.
He had learned the
worst—and—
“I wish to marry her,” said Liphook.
“Hélas !—but she is married !” shrieked Madame Félise in a
mock
agony of regret, but with surprise twinkling in her little
black eyes.
“Married !” shouted Liphook. “Impossible !”
“Ask Mr. Goldenmuth, he was at the wedding.” Madame
laughed ; the true
explanation of my lord’s remarkable statement
had just struck her. It was
a ruse; an English ruse.
She
laughed very much, and it sounded and looked most unpleasant.
“His lordship was—a little unfriendly—a
little too—too
reserved—not to tell us, not even to tell
Mademoiselle herself
that he desired to marry
her,” she said with villainous archness.
Liphook strode to the door. Yes, why, why had he not ?
“I will find her ; I know where her relatives live.” If it is a
lie—
I’ll make you sorry—”
Fi donc, what a word ! The ceremony at the Mairiewas
on Thursday last.”
They
They were going downstairs and had to pass through the
showrooms—quite near—ah, quite near—the table where the
little grey and brown pigeons sat clustered, where the one ring-
dove
had sat too.
“It is sometimes the fate of a lover who thinks too long,”
Madame was
saying, with an air of much philosophy. “But see
now, if my lord would
care to send a little souvenir”—Madame
reached hastily to a model
on a stand—”comme cadeau de noce here
is
something quite exquis!” She kissed the tips of her
brown
fingers—inimitably, it must be allowed. “So simple, so young,
so innocent—I could pose a little noeud of
myosotis. Coming from
my lord, it would be so delicate !”
Liphook was in a shop. There were people about. He was a
lover, he was a
fool, he was a gentleman.
“Er—thank you—not to-day,” he said ; the air of the world
he
had repudiated came back to him. And a man like Liphook
doesn’t let you
see when he is hit. That is the beauty of him.
He knew it was true, but he
would go to Paris ; yes, though he
knew it was true. He would not, could
not see her. But he
would go.
He stood a moment in the sun outside the shop, its windows
like gardens
behind him ; its shop-ladies like evil-eyed reptiles in
these gardens. The
carpets, the mirrors on the wall, the tables
at the back—and it was
here he had first seen the tip and heard
the flutter of an angel’s wing !
“Lord Liphook,” said a voice, “what an age . . . .”
He turned and lifted his hat.
His world had claimed him.
MLA citation:
Dowie, Ménie Muriel. “An Idyll in Millinery.” The Yellow Book, vol. 10, July 1896, pp. 24-53. Yellow Book Digital Edition, edited by Dennis Denisoff and Lorraine Janzen Kooistra, 2010-2014. Yellow Nineties 2.0, Ryerson University Centre for Digital Humanities, 2020. https://1890s.ca/YBV10_dowie_idyll/