A Note on George the Fourth
By Max Beerbohm
THEY say that when King George was dying, a special form
of prayer
for his recovery, composed by one of the Arch-
bishops, was read
aloud to him, and that his Majesty, after saying
Amen “thrice,
with great fervour,” begged that his thanks
might be conveyed to
its author. To the student of royalty in
modern times there is
something rather suggestive in this
incident. I like to think of
the drug-scented room at Windsor,
and of the King, livid and
immobile among his pillows, waiting,
in superstitious awe, for
the near moment when he must stand, a
spirit, in the presence of
a perpetual King. I like to think of him
following the futile
prayer with eyes and lips, and then, custom
resurgent in him and
a touch of pride that, so long as the
blood moved ever so little
in his veins, he was still a king,
expressing a desire that the
dutiful feeling and admirable taste of
the Prelate should receive
a suitable acknowledgment. It would
have been impossible for a
real monarch like George, even after
the gout had turned his
thoughts heavenward, really to abase him-
self before his Maker.
But he could, so to say, treat with him,
as he might have treated
with a fellow-sovereign, long after
diplomacy was quite useless.
How strange it must be to be a king !
How delicate and difficult
a task it is to judge him ! So far
as
as I know, no fair attempt has been made to form an estimate
of
George the Fourth. The hundred and one eulogies and
lampoons,
published irresponsibly during and immediately after
his reign,
are not worth a wooden hoop in Hades. Mr. Percy
Fitzgerald has
published a history of George’s reign, in which
he has so
artistically subordinated his own personality to his
subject,
that I can scarcely find from beginning to end of the
two bulky
volumes a single opinion expressed, a single idea, a
single
deduction from the admirably arranged facts. All that
most of us
know of George is from Thackeray’s brilliant denun-
ciation. Now,
I yield to few in my admiration of Thackeray’s
powers. He had a
charming style. We never find him searching
for the mot juste as for a needle in a bottle of
hay. Could he
have looked through a certain window by the river
at Croisset,
or in the quadrangle at Brasenose, how he would have
laughed !
He blew on his pipe, and words came tripping round him,
like
children, like pretty little children who are perfectly
drilled for
the dance, or came, did he will it, treading in their
precedence,
like kings, gloomily. And I think it is to the credit
of the
reading mob that, by reason of his beautiful style, all
that he
said was taken for the truth, without questioning. But
truth
after all is eternal, and style transient, and now that
Thackeray’s
style is becoming, if I may say so, a trifle 1860, it
may not
be amiss that we should inquire whether his estimate of
George
is in substance and fact worth anything at all. It seems
to me
that, as in his novels, so in his history of the four
Georges,
Thackeray made no attempt at psychology. He dealt
simply
with types. One George he insisted upon regarding as a
buffoon,
another as a yokel. The Fourth George he chose to hold
up
for reprobation as a drunken, vapid cad. Every action,
every
phase of his life that went to disprove this view, he
either
suppressed
suppressed or distorted utterly. “History,” he would seem to
have
chuckled, “has nothing to do with the First Gentleman.
But I will
give him a niche in Natural History. He shall be
king of the
Beasts.” He made no allowance for the extraordinary
conditions
under which any monarch finds himself, none for the
unfortunate
circumstances by which George was from the first
hampered. He
judged him as he judged Barnes Newcome and
all the scoundrels he
created. Moreover, he judged him by the
moral standard of the
Victorian Age. In fact he applied to
his subject the wrong method
in the wrong manner, and at the
wrong time. And yet every one has
taken him at his word. I
feel that my essay may be scouted as a
paradox ; but I hope
that many may recognise that I am not, out
of mere boredom,
endeavouring to stop my ears against popular
platitude, but rather,
in a spirit of real earnestness, to point
out to the mob how it has
been cruel to George. I do not despair
of success. I think I
shall make converts. For the mob is
notoriously fickle, and so
occasionally cheers the truth.
None, at all events, will deny that England to-day stands other-
wise than she stood a hundred and thirty-two years ago, when
George was born. We to-day are living a decadent life. All
the
while that we are prating of progress, we are really so deterio-
rate ! There is nothing but feebleness in us. Our youths who
spend their days in trying to build up their constitutions by sport
or
athletics, and their evenings in undermining them with
poisonous
and dyed drinks, our daughters who are ever searching
for some
new quack remedy for new imaginary megrim, what strength
is
there in them ? We have our societies for the prevention of
this
and the promotion of that and the propagation of the other,
because
there are no individuals among us. Our sexes are already
nearly
assimilate. Real women are becoming nearly as rare as real
ladies,
and
and it is only at the music halls that we are privileged to see
strong men. We are born into a poor, weak age. We are not
strong
enough to be wicked, and the Nonconformist Conscience
makes
cowards of us all.
But this was not so in the days when George was walking by
his
tutor’s side in the gardens of Kew or of Windsor. London
must
have been a splendid place in those days—full of life and
colour
and wrong and revelry. There was no absurd press nor
vestry to
see that everything should be neatly ordered, nor to
protect the
poor at the expense of the rich. Every man had to
shift for
himself and, in consequence, men were, as Mr. Clement
Scott would
say, manly, and women, as Mr. Clement Scott would
say, womanly. A
young man of wealth and family in that period
found open to him a
vista of such license as had been unknown
to any since the
barbatuli of the Roman Empire. To spend the
early morning with
his valet, gradually assuming the rich apparel
that was not then
tabooed by a false sumptuary standard ; to
saunter round to
White’s for ale and tittle-tattle and the making
of wagers ; to
attend a “drunken déjeûner” in honour of “la
très belle Rosaline”
or the Strappini ; to drive a friend out into
the country in his
pretty curricle, “followed by two well-dressed
and well-mounted
grooms, of singular elegance certainly,” and stop
at every tavern
on the road to curse the host for not keeping better
ale and a
wench of more charm ; to reach St. James’ in time for
a random
toilet and so off to dinner. Which of our
dandies could
survive a day of pleasures such as this ? Which
would be ready,
dinner done, to scamper off again to Ranelagh and
dance and skip
and sup in the rotunda there ? Yet the youth of
this period would
not dream of going to bed before he had looked
in at White’s or
Crockford’s for a few hours’ faro.
This was the kind of life that young George found opened to
him,
him, when, in his nineteenth year, he at length was given an estab-
lishment of his own in Buckingham House. How his young eyes
must
have sparkled, and with what glad gasps must he have taken
the
air of freedom into his lungs. Rumour had long been busy
with the
confounded surveillance under which his childhood had
been
passed. A paper of the time says significantly that “the
Prince
of Wales, with a spirit which does him honour, has three
times
requested a change in that system.” For a long time King
George
had postponed permission for his son to appear at any balls,
and
the year before had only given it, lest he should offend the
Spanish Minister, who begged it as a personal favour. I know few
pictures more pathetic than that of George, then an overgrown
boy
of fourteen, tearing the childish frill from around his neck
and
crying to one of the royal servants, “See how they treat
me !”
Childhood has always seemed to me the tragic period of
life—to be
subject to the most odious espionage at the one age when
you
never dream of doing wrong, to be deceived by your parents,
thwarted of your smallest wish, oppressed by the terrors of
manhood
and of the world to come, and to believe, as you are
told, that child-
hood is the only happiness known : all this is
quite terrible. And all
Royal children, of whom I have read,
particularly George, seem to
have passed through greater trials
in childhood than do the children
of any other class. Mr.
Fitzgerald, hazarding for once an opinion,
thinks that “the
stupid, odious, German, sergeant-system of disci-
pline that had
been so rigorously applied, was, in fact, responsible for
the
blemishes of the young Prince’s character.” Even Thackeray,
in
his essay upon George III., asks what wonder that the son,
finding himself free at last, should have plunged, without
looking,
into the vortex of dissipation. In Torrens’s “Life of
Lord Mel-
bourne” we learn that Lord Essex, riding one day with
the King,
met the young prince wearing a wig, and that the
culprit, being
sternly
sternly reprimanded by his father, replied that he had “been
ordered
by his doctor to wear a wig, for he was subject to cold.”
Whereupon the King, whether to vent the aversion he already felt
for his son or in complacence at the satisfactory result of his
discipline, turned to Lord Essex and remarked, “A lie is ever
ready when it is wanted.” George never lost this early-engrained
habit of lies. It is to George’s childish fear of his guardians
that we must trace that extraordinary power of bamboozling his
courtiers, his ministry and his mistresses that distinguished him
through his long life. It is characteristic of the man that he
should himself have bitterly deplored his own untruthfulness.
When, in after years, he was consulting Lady Spencer upon the
choice of a governess for his child he made this remarkable
speech,
“Above all, she must be taught the truth. You know that
I
don’t speak the truth and my brothers don’t, and I find it a
great
defect, from which I would have my daughter free. We have
been brought up badly, the Queen
having taught us to equivocate.”
You may laugh at
the picture of the little chubby, curly-heeded
fellows learning
to equivocate at their mother’s knee, but you
must remember that
the wisest master of ethics himself, in his
theory of έξεις
άποϭείκτικαι, similarly raised virtues, such as telling
the
truth, to the level of regular accomplishments, and before you
judge poor George harshly, in his entanglements of lying, re-
member the cruelly unwise education he had undergone.
However much we may deplore this exaggerated tyranny, by
reason of
its evil effect upon his moral nature, we cannot but feel
glad
that it existed, to afford a piquant contrast to the life
awaiting
him. Had he passed through the callow dissipations of
Eton and
Oxford, like other young men of his age, he would
assuredly have
lacked much of that splendid pent vigour with
which he rushed
headlong into London life. He was so young and so
handsome,
and
and so strong, that can we wonder if all the women fell at his feet
?
“The graces of his person,” says one whom he honoured by
an
intrigue, “the irresistible sweetness of his smile, the
tenderness of
his melodious, yet manly voice, will be remembered
by me till every
vision of this changing scene are forgotten. The
polished and
fascinating ingenuousness of his manners contributed
not a little
to enliven our promenade. He sang with exquisite
taste, and the
tones of his voice, breaking on the silence of the
night, have often
appeared to my entranced senses like more than
mortal melody.”
But besides his graces of person, he had a most
delightful wit, he
was a scholar who could bandy quotations with
Fox or Sheridan ;
and, like the young men of to-day, he knew all
about Art. He
spoke French, Italian, and German perfectly, and
Crossdill had
taught him the violoncello. At first, as was right
for one of
his age, he cared more for the pleasures of the table
and of the
ring, for cards and love. He was wont to go down to
Ranelagh
surrounded by a retinue of bruisers—rapscallions, such
as used to
follow Clodius through the streets of Rome, and he
loved to join
in the scuffles like any commoner. He learnt to box
from Angelo,
and was considered by some to be a fine performer.
On one
occasion, too, at an exposition
d’escrime, he handled the foils against
the maître, and “was highly complimented upon
his graceful
postures.” In fact, in spite of his accomplishments,
he seems to
have been a thoroughly manly young fellow. He was
just the
kind of figure-head Society had long been in need of. A
certain
lack of tone had crept into the amusements of the haut monde,
and this was doubtless due
to the lack of an acknowledged
leader. The King was not yet mad,
but he was always bucolic,
and socially out of the question. So
at the coming of his son
Society broke into a gallop. Balls and
masquerades were given in
his honour night after night. Good
Samaritans must have
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approved
approved when they found that at these entertainments great
ladies
and courtesans brushed beautiful shoulders in utmost
familiarity,
but those who delighted in the high charm of society
doubtless
shook their heads. We need not, however, find it a
flaw in
George’s social bearing that he did not check this kind of
freedom. At the first, as a young man full of life, of course he
took everything as it came, joyfully. No one knew better than
he
did, in later life, that there is a time for laughing with great
ladies and a time for laughing with courtesans. But as yet it
was
not possible for him to exert influence. How great that
influence
became I will indicate later on.
I like to think of him as he was at this period, charging about,
in
pursuit of pleasure, like a young bull. The splendid taste for
building had not yet come to him. His father would not hear of
him patronising the turf. But already he was implected with a
passion for dress, and seems to have erred somewhat on the side
of dressing up, as is the way of young men. It is fearful to
think
of him, as Cyrus Redding saw him, “arrayed in
deep-brown
velvet, silver embroidered, with cut-steel buttons,
and a gold net
thrown over all.” Before that “gold net thrown
over all,” all the
mistakes of his after-life seem to me to grow
almost insignificant.
Time, however, toned his too florid sense
of costume, and we
should at any rate be thankful that his
imagination never deserted
him. All the delightful munditis? that
we find in the contem-
porary “fashion-plates for gentlemen” can
be traced to George
himself. His were the much-approved
“quadruple stock of great
dimension,” the “cocked grey-beaver,”
the pantaloons of mauve
silk “negligently crinkled” and any
number of other little pomps
and foibles of the kind. As he grew
older and was obliged to
abandon many of his more vigorous
pastimes, he grew more and
more enamoured of the pleasures of the
wardrobe. He would
spend
spend hours, it is said, in designing coats for his friends and
liveries for his servants, and even uniforms. Nor did he ever
make the mistake of giving away outmoded clothes to his valets,
but kept them to form what must have been the finest collection
of clothes that has been seen in modern times. With a sentiment-
ality that is characteristic of him he would often, as he sat,
crippled by gout, in his room at Windsor, direct his servant to
bring him this or that coat, which he had worn ten or twenty or
thirty years before, and, when it was brought to him, spend much
time in laughing or sobbing over the memories that lay in its
folds. It is pleasant to know that George, during his long and
various life, never forgot a coat, however long ago worn, however
seldom.
But in the early days of which I speak he had not yet touched
that
self-conscious note which, in manner and mode of life, as well
as
in costume, he was to touch later. He was too violently
enamoured
of all around him to think very deeply of himself.
But he had
already realised the tragedy of the voluptuary, which
is, after a
little time, not that he must go on living, but that he
cannot
live in two places at once. We have, at this end of the
century,
tempered this tragedy by the perfection of railways,
and it is
possible for that splendid exemplar of the delectable life,
our
good Prince, whom Heaven bless, to waken to the sound of the
Braemar bagpipes, while the music of Mdlle. Guilbert’s latest
song,
cooed over the footlights of the Concerts Parisiens, still
rings in his
ears. But in the time of our Prince’s illustrious
great-uncle there
were not railways ; and we find George
perpetually driving, for
wagers, to Brighton and back (he had
already acquired that taste
for Brighton which was one of his
most loveable qualities) in
incredibly short periods of time. The
rustics who lived along the
road were well accustomed to the
sight of a high, tremulous
phaeton,
phaeton, flashing past them, and the crimson face of the young
prince bending over the horses. There is something absurd in
representing George as, even before he came of age, a hardened
and cynical profligate, an Elagabalus in trousers. His blood
flowed fast enough through his veins. All his escapades were
those
of a healthful young man of the time. Need we blame him
if
he sought, every day, to live faster and more fully ?
In a brief essay like this, I cannot attempt to write, as I hope
one
day to do, in any detail a history of George’s career, during
the
time when he was successively Prince of Wales and Regent
and
King. Merely is it my wish at present to examine some of the
principal accusations that have been brought against him, and
to
point out in what ways he has been harshly and hastily judged.
Perhaps the greatest indignation against him was, and is to this
day, felt by reason of his treatment of his two wives, Mrs.
Fitzherbert and Queen Caroline. There are some scandals that
never grow old, and I think the story of George’s married life is
one of them. I can feel it. It has vitality. Often have I
wondered whether the blood with which the young Prince’s shirt
was covered when Mrs. Fitzherbert first was induced to visit
him
at Carlton House, was merely red paint, or if, in a frenzy
of
love, he had truly gashed himself with a razor. Certain
it is
that his passion for the virtuous and obdurate lady was
a very
real one. Lord Holland describes how the Prince used
to visit
Mrs. Fox, and there indulge in “the most extravagant
expressions
and actions—rolling on the floor, striking his fore-
head,
tearing his hair, falling into hysterics, and swearing that
he
would abandon the country, forego the crown, &c.” He
was
indeed still a child, for royalties, not being ever brought
inco
contact with the realities of life, remain young longer than
most
people. He had a truly royal lack of self-control, and
was
was unable to bear the idea of being thwarted in any wish. Every
day
he sent off couriers to Holland, whither Mrs. Fitzherbert
had
retreated, imploring her to return to him, offering her formal
marriage. At length, as we know, she yielded to his importunity
and returned. It is difficult indeed to realise exactly what was
Mrs. Fitzherbert’s feeling in the matter. The marriage must be,
as she knew, illegal, and would lead, as Charles James Fox
pointed
out in his powerful letter to the Prince, to endless and
intricate
difficulties. For the present she could only live with
him as his
mistress. If, when he reached the legal age of
twenty-five, he
were to apply to Parliament for permission to
marry her, how
could permission be given, when she had been
living with him
irregularly ? Doubtless, she was flattered by the
attentions of the
Heir to the Throne, but, had she really
returned his passion, she
would surely have preferred “any other
species of connection
with His Royal Highness to one leading to
so much misery and
mischief.” Really to understand her marriage,
one must look at
the portraits of her that are extant. That
beautiful and silly face
explains much. One can well fancy such a
lady being pleased to
live after the performance of a
mock-ceremony with a prince for
whom she felt no passion. Her
view of the matter can only
have been social, for, in the eyes of
the Church, she could
only live with the Prince as his mistress.
Society, however, once
satisfied that a ceremony of some kind had
been enacted, never
regarded her as anything but his wife. The
day after Fox,
inspired by the Prince, had formally denied that
any ceremony
had taken place, “the knocker of her door,” to quote
her own
complacent phrase, “was never still.” The Duchesses
of
Portland, Devonshire, and Cumberland were among her
visitors.
Now, much pop-limbo has been talked about the Prince’s
denial of the
marriage. I grant that it was highly improper
to
to marry Mrs. Fitzherbert at all. But George was always weak
and
wayward, and he did, in his great passion, marry her. That
he
should afterwards deny it officially seems to me to have been
utterly inevitable. His denial did her not the faintest damage,
as
I have pointed out. It was, so to speak, an official
quibble,
rendered necessary by the circumstances of the case. Not
to
have denied the marriage in the House of Commons would
have
meant ruin to both of them. As months passed, more
serious
difficulties awaited the unhappily wedded pair. The story
of the
Prince’s great debts and desperation need not be repeated.
It was
clear that there was but one way of getting his head above
water,
and that was to yield to his father’s wishes and contract
a real
marriage with a foreign princess. Fate was dogging his
footsteps
relentlessly. Placed as he was, George could not but
offer to
marry, as his father willed. It is well, also, to
remember that
George was not ruthlessly and suddenly turning his
shoulder upon
Mrs. Fitzherbert. For some time before the British
pleni-
potentiary went to fetch him a bride from over the waters,
his
name had been associated with that of the beautiful and
un-
scrupulous Countess of Jersey.
Poor George ! Half-married to a woman whom he no longer
worshipped,
compelled to marry a woman whom he was to hate at
first sight !
Surely we should not judge a prince harshly.
“Princess Caroline
very gauche at cards,” “Princess
Caroline
very missish at supper,” are
among the entries made in his diary
by Lord Malmesbury while he
was at the little German Court.
I can conceive no scene more
tragic than that of her presentation
to the Prince, as related by
the same nobleman. “I, accordingly
to the established etiquette,”
so he writers, “introduced the
Princess Caroline to him. She,
very properly, in consequence of
my saying it was the right mode
of proceeding, attempted to
kneel
kneel to him. He raised her gracefully enough, and embraced
her,
said barely one word, turned round, retired to a distant part of
the apartment, and, calling to me, said: ‘Harris, I am not well :
pray get me a glass of brandy.'” At dinner that evening, in the
presence of her betrothed, the Princess was “flippant, rattling,
affecting wit.” Poor George, I say again ! Deportment was
his
ruling passion, and his bride did not know how to behave.
Vulgarity—hard, implacable, German vulgarity—was in every-
thing
she did to the very day of her death. The marriage was
solemnised
on Wednesday, April 8th, 1795, and the royal bride-
groom was
drunk.
So soon as they were seperated, George became implected with
a
morbid hatred for his wife, that was hardly in accord with his
light and variant nature, and shows how bitterly he had been
mortified by his marriage of necessity. It is sad that so much of
his life should have been wasted in futile strainings after
divorce.
Yet we can scrcely blame him for seizing upon every
scrap of
scandal that was whispered of his wife. Besides his not
unnatural
wish to be free, it was derogatory to the dignity of a
Prince and a
Regent that his wife should be living an eccentric
life at Black-
heath with a family of singers named Sapio.
Indeed, Caroline’s
conduct during this time was as indiscreet as
ever. Wherever
she went she made ribald jokes about her husband,
“in such a
voice that all, by-standing, might hear.” “After
dinner,” writes
one of her servants, “Her Royal Highness made a
wax figure as
usual, and gave it an amiable pair of large horns ;
then took three
pins out of her garment and stuck them through
and through, and
put the figure to roast and melt at the fire.
What a silly piece of
spite! Yet it is impossible not to laugh
when one sees it done.”
Imagine the feelings of the First
Gentleman in Europe when
such pranks were whispered to him!
For
For my own part, I fancy Caroline was innocent of any in-
fidelity
to her unhappy husband. But that is neither here nor
there. Her
behaviour was certainly not above suspicion. It
fully justified
him in trying to establish a case for her divorce.
When, at
length, she went abroad, her vagaries were such that
the whole of
her English suite left her, and we hear of her
travelling about
the Holy Land attended by another family,
named Bergami. When her
husband succeeded to the throne,
and her name was struck out of
the liturgy, she despatched
expostulations in absurd English to
Lord Liverpool. Receiving
no answer, she decided to return and
claim her right to be
crowned Queen of England. Whatever the
unhappy lady did,
she always was ridiculous. One cannot but smile
as one reads of
her posting along the French roads in a yellow
travelling-chariot
drawn by cart-horses, with a retinue that
included an alderman, a
reclaimed lady-in-waiting, an Italian
Count, the eldest son of the
alderman, and “a fine little female
child, about three years old,
whom her Majesty, in conformity
with her benevolent practices
on former occasions, had adopted.”
The breakdown of her
impeachment, and her acceptance of an
income, formed a fitting
anti-climax to the terrible absurdities
of her position. She died
from the effects of a chill caught when
she was trying vainly
to force a way to her husband’s coronation.
Unhappy woman !
Our sympathy for her is not misplaced. Fate wrote
her a most
tremendous tragedy, and she played it in tights. Let
us pity
her, but not forget to pity her husband, the King, also.
It is
another common accusation against George that he was
an
undutiful and unfeeling son. If this was so, it is certain
that not
all the blame is to be laid upon him alone. There is
more than
one anecdote which shows that King George disliked his
eldest
son, and took no trouble to conceal his dislike, long
before the
boy
boy had been freed from his tutors. It was the coldness of his
father and the petty restrictions he loved to enforce that first
drove George to seek the companionship of such men as the
Duke of
Cumberland and the Duc d’Orleans, each of whom were
quick to
inflame his impressionable mind to angry resentment.
Yet when
Margaret Nicholson attempted the life of the King, the
Prince
immediately posted off from Brighton that he might wait
upon his
father at Windsor—a graceful act of piety that was
rewarded by
his father’s refusal to see him. Hated by the Queen,
who at this
time did all she could to keep her husband and his son
apart,
surrounded by intriguers, who did all they could to set him
against his father, George seems to have behaved with great
discretion. In the years that follow, I can conceive no position
more difficult than that in which he found himself every time his
father relapsed into lunacy. That he should have by every means
opposed those who through jealousy stood between him and the
regency was only natural. It cannot be said that at any time did
he show anxiety to rule, so long as there was any immediate
chance of the King’s recovery. On the contrary, all impartial
seers of that chaotic Court agreed that the Prince bore himself
throughout the intrigues, wherein he himself was bound to be, in
a notably filial way.
There are many things that I regret in the career of George IV.,
and
what I most of all regret is the part that he played in
the
politics of the period. Englishmen to-day have at length
decided
that royalty shall not set foot in the political arena. I do
not
despair that some day we shall place politics upon a sound
commercial basis, as they have already done in America and
France, or leave them entirely in the hands of the police, as
they
do in Russia. It is horrible to think that under our existing
régime all the men of noblest blood and
highest intellect should
waste
waste their time in the sordid atmosphere of the House of
Commons,
listening for hours to nonentities talking nonsense, or
searching
enormous volumes to prove that somebody said some-
thing some
years ago that does not quite tally with something he
said the
other day, or standing tremulous before the whips in the
lobbies
and the scorpions in the constituencies. In the political
machine
are crushed and lost all our best men. That Mr. Glad-
stone did
not choose to be a cardinal is a blow under which the
Roman
Catholic Church still staggers. In Mr. Chamberlain
Scotland Yard
missed its smartest detective. What a fine volup-
tuary might
Lord Rosebery have been ! It is a platitude that
the country is
ruled best by the permanent officials, and I look
forward to the
time when Mr. Keir Hardie shall hang his cap
in the hall of No.
10 Downing Street, and a Conservative
working man shall lead her
Majesty’s Opposition. In the life-
time of George, politics were
not a whit finer than they are
to-day. I feel a genuine
indignation that he should have
wasted so much of tissue in mean
intrigues about ministries and
bills. That he should have been
fascinated by that splendid
fellow, Fox, is quite right. That he
should have thrown himself
with all his heart into the storm of
the Westminster election is
most natural. But it is inverideed
sad to find him, long after
he had reached man’s estate,
indulging in back-stair intrigues with
Whigs and Tories. It is,
of course, absurd to charge him with
deserting his first friends,
the Whigs. His love and fidelity were
given, not to the Whigs,
but to the men who led them. Even
after the death of Fox, he did,
in misplaced piety, do all he could
for Fox’s party. What wonder
that, when he found he was
ignored by the Ministry that owed its
existence to him, he turned
his back upon that sombre couple, the
“Lords G. and G.,” whom
he had always hated, and went over to the
Tories ? Among the
Tories
Tories he hoped to find men who would faithfully perform their
duties and leave him leisure to live his own beautiful life. I
regret immensely that his part in politics did not cease here.
The state of the country and of his own finances, and also, I
fear, a certain love that he had imbibed for political
manipula-
tion, prevented him from standing aside. How useless was
all the
finesse he displayed in the long-drawn question of
Catholic
Emancipation ! How lamentable his terror of Lord
Wellesley’s
rude dragooning ! And is there not something pitiable
in the
thought of the Regent at a time of ministerial
complications
lying prone on his bed with a sprained ankle, and
taking, as was
whispered, in one day as many as seven hundred
drops of lauda-
num ? Some said he took these doses to deaden the
pain. But
others, and among them his brother Cumberland, declared
that
the sprain was all a sham. I hope it was. The thought of
a
voluptuary in pain is very terrible. In any case, I cannot
but
feel angry, for George’s own sake and that of his
kingdom,
that he found it impossible to keep further aloof from
the
wearisome troubles of political life. His wretched
indecision
of character made him an easy prey to unscrupulous
ministers,
while his extraordinary diplomatic powers and almost
extrava-
gant tact made them, in their turn, an easy prey to him.
In
these two processes much of his genius was uselessly spent.
I
must confess that he did not quite realise where his duties
ended.
He wished always to do too much. If you read his
repeated
appeals to his father that he might be permitted to
serve actively
in the British army against the French, you will
acknowledge
that it was through no fault of his own that he did
not fight. It
touches me to think that in his declining years he
actually thought
that he had led one of the charges at Waterloo.
He would often
describe the whole scene as it appeared to him at
that supreme
moment,
moment, and refer to the Duke of Wellington, saying, “Was it
not so,
Duke ?” “I have often heard you say so, your Majesty,”
the old
soldier would reply, grimly. I am not sure that the old
soldier
was at Waterloo himself. In a room full of people he
once
referred to the battle as having been won upon the playing-
fields of Eton. This was certainly a most unfortunate slip,
seeing that all historians are agreed that it was fought on a
certain field situate a few miles from Brussels.
In one of his letters to the King, craving for a military appoint-
ment, George urges that, whilst his next brother, the Duke of
York, commanded the army, and the younger branches of the
family
were either generals or lieutenant-generals, he, who was
Prince
of Wales, remained colonel of dragoons. And herein,
could he have
known it, lay the right limiting of his life. As
royalty was and
is constituted, it is for the younger sons to take
an active part
in the services, whilst the eldest son is left as the
ruler of
Society. Thousands and thousands of guineas were given
by the
nation that the Prince of Wales, the Regent, the King,
might be,
in the best sense of the word, ornamental. It is not for
us, at
this moment, to consider whether Royalty, as a wholly Pagan
institution, is not out of place in a community of Christians. It
is enough that we should inquire whether the god whom our
grandfathers set up and worshipped and crowned with offerings,
gave grace to his worshippers.
That George was a moral man, in our modern sense, I do not for
one
moment pretend. When he died there were found in one of
his
cabinets more than a hundred locks of women’s hair. Some of
these
were still plastered with powder and pomatum, others were
mere
little golden curls, such as grow low down upon a girl’s neck,
others were streaked with grey. The whole of this collection
subsequently passed into the hands of Adam, the famous Scotch
henchman
henchman of the Regent, and in his family, now resident in
Glasgow,
it is treasured as an heirloom. I myself have been
privileged to
look at all these locks of hair, and I have seen a
clairvoyante take them one by one, and,
pinching them between
her lithe fingers, tell of the love that
each symbolised. I have
heard her tell of long rides by night, of
a boudoir hung with
grass-green satin, and of a tryst at Windsor
; of one, the wife of a
hussar at York, whose little lap-dog used
to bark angrily whenever
the Regent came near his mistress ; of a
milk-maid who, in her
great simpleness, thought that her child
would one day be king of
England ; of an arch-duchess with blue
eyes, and a silly little
flautist from Portugal ; of women that
were wantons and fought
for his favour, great ladies that he
loved dearly, girls that gave
themselves to him humbly. If we lay
all pleasures at the feet of
our prince, we can scarcely hope he
will remain virtuous. Indeed,
we do not wish our prince to be an
exemplar of godliness, but a
perfect type of happiness. It may be
foolish of us to insist upon
apolaustic happiness, but that is
the kind of happiness that we can
ourselves, most of us, best
understand, and so we offer it to our
ideal. In Royalty we find
our Bacchus, our Venus.
Certainly George was, in the practical sense of the word, a fine
king. His wonderful physique, his wealth, his brilliant talents,
he
gave them all without stint to Society. His development from
the
time when, at Madame Cornely’s, he gallivanted with rips
and
demireps, to the time when he sat, a stout and solitary old
king,
fishing in the artificial pond at Windsor, was beautifully
ordered.
During his life he indulged himself to the full in all
the delights
that life could offer him. That he should have, in
his old age,
suddenly abandoned his career of vigorous enjoyment
is, I confess,
rather surprising. The royal voluptuary generally
remains young
to the last. No one ever tires of pleasure. It is
the pursuit of
pleasure,
pleasure, the trouble to grasp it, that makes us old. Only the
soldiers who enter Capua with wounded feet leave it demoralised.
And yet George, who never had to wait or fight for a pleasure,
most certainly broke up long before his death. I can but
attribute
this to the constant persecution to which he was
subjected by
duns and ministers, parents and wives.
Not that I regret the manner in which he spent his last years.
On
the contrary, I think it was exceedingly cosy. I like to think
of
the King, at Windsor, lying a-bed all the morning in his dark-
ened room, with all the newspapers scattered over his quilt, and
a
little decanter of the favourite cherry-brandy within easy
reach.
I like to think of him sitting by his fire in the
afternoon and
hearing his ministers asking for him at the door
and piling
another log upon the fire, as he hears them sent away
by his ser-
vant. After all, he had lived his life ; he had lived
more fully than
any other man.
And it is right that we should remember him first as a
voluptuary.
Only let us note that his nature never became, as do
the natures
of most voluptuaries, corroded by a cruel indifference
to the
happiness of others. When all the town was agog for the
fête to be given by the Regent in honour of
the French King,
Sheridan sent a forged card of invitation to
Romeo Coates, the
half-witted dandy, who used at this time to
walk about in absurd
ribbons and buckles, and was the butt of all
the streetsters. When
the poor fellow arrived at the entrance of
Carlton House, proud as
a peacock, he was greeted with a
tremendous cheer from the by-
standing mob, but when he came to
the lacqueys he was told that
his card was a hoax, and was sent
about his business. The tears
were rolling down his cheeks as he
shambled back into the street.
The Regent heard later in the
evening of this sorry joke, and next
day despatched a
kindly-worded message, in which he prayed that
Mr. Coates
Mr. Coates would not refuse to come and “view the decorations,
nevertheless.” Though he does not appear to have treated his
inferiors with that extreme servility that is now in vogue,
George
was beloved by the whole of his household, and many are
the little
tales that are told to illustrate the kindliness and
consideration
he showed to his valets and his jockeys and his
stable-boys. That
from time to time he dropped certain of his
favourites is no cause
for blaming him. Remember that a Great
Personage, like a great
genius, is dangerous to his
fellow-creatures. The favourites of
Royalty live in an intoxicant
atmosphere. They become
unaccountable for their behaviour. Either
they get beyond them-
selves, and, like Brummel, forget that the
King, their friend,
is also their master ; or they outrun the
constable, and go bankrupt,
or cheat at cards in order to keep up
their position, or do some
other foolish thing that makes it
impossible for the King to
favour them more. Remember, too, that
old friends are generally
the refuge of unsociable persons, and
how great must be the
temptation besetting the head of Society to
form fresh friendships,
when all the cleverest and most charming
persons in the land are
standing ready, like supers at the wings,
to come on and please
him. At Carlton House there was a constant
succession of wits.
Minds were preserved for the Prince of Wales,
as coverts are
preserved for him to-day. For him Sheridan would
say his best
bon-mot, and Theodore Hook contrive his most
practical jokes,
his swiftest chansonette. And Fox would talk, as
only he could,
of Liberty and of Patriotism, and Byron would look
more than
ever like Isidore de Lara as he recited his own bad
verses, and Sir
Walter Scott would “pour out with an endless
generosity his
store of old-world learning, kindness, and
humour.” Of such men
George was a splendid patron. He did not
merely sit in his chair,
gaping princely at their wit and their
wisdom, but quoted with the
scholars
scholars, and argued with the statesmen, and jested with the wits.
Doctor Burney, an impartial observer, says that he was amazed by
the knowledge of music that the Regent displayed in a half-
hour’s discussion over the wine. Croker says that “the Prince
and
Scott were the two most brilliant story-tellers, in their
several
ways, he had ever happened to meet. Both exerted them-
selves,
and it was hard to say which shone the most.” The
Prince seems
indeed to have been a fine conversationalist, with a
wide range
of knowledge and great humour. We, who have
come at length to
look upon stupidity as one of the most sacred
prerogatives of
Royalty, can scarcely realise that, if George’s
birth had been
never so humble, he would have been known to us
as a fine scholar
and wit or as a connoisseur of the arts. It is
pleasing to think
of his love for the Flemish school of painting,
for Wilkie and
Sir Thomas Lawrence. The splendid portraits of
foreign potentates
that hang in the Banqueting Room at Windsor
bear witness to his
sense of the canvas. In his later years he
exerted himself
strenuously in raising the tone of the drama.
His love of the
classics never left him. We know he was fond of
quoting those
incomparable poets, Homer, at great length, and
that he was
prominent in the “papyrus-craze.” Indeed, he
inspired Society
with a love of something more than mere
pleasure, a love of the
“humaner delights.” He was a giver of
tone. The bluff, disgusting
ways of the Tom and Jerry period
gave way to those florid graces
that are still called Georgian.
A pity that George’s predecessor was not a man, like the Prince
Consort, of strong chastening influence ! Then might the bright
flamboyance which George gave to Society have made his reign
more
beautiful than any other—a real renaissance. But he found
London
a wild city of taverns and cock-pits, and the grace which
in the
course of years he gave to his subjects never really entered
into
into them. The cock-pits were gilded and the taverns painted
with
colour, but the heart of the city was vulgar, even as before.
The
simulation of higher things did indeed give the note of a
very
interesting period, but how shallow that simulation was, and
how
merely it was due to George’s own influence, we may see in
the
light of what happened after his death. The good that he
had done
died with him. The refinement he had laid upon vul-
garity fell
away, like enamel from withered cheeks. It was only
George
himself who had made the sham endure. The Victorian
Era came
soon, and the angels rushed in and drove the nymphs
away and hung
the land with reps.
I have often wondered whether it was with a feeling that his
influence would be no more than life-long, that George allowed
Carlton House, that dear structure, the very work of his life and
symbol of his being, to be rased. I wish that Carlton House were
still standing. I wish we could still walk through those
corridors,
whose walls were “crusted with ormolu,” and
parquet-floors were
“so glossy that, were Narcissus to come down
from heaven, he
would, I maintain, need no other mirror for his
beauté.” I wish
that we could
see the pier-glasses and the girandoles and the
twisted sofas,
the fauns foisted upon the ceiling and the rident
goddesses along
the wall. These things would make George’s
memory dearer to us,
help us to a fuller knowledge of him. I am
glad that the Pavilion
still stands here in Brighton. Its trite
lawns and cheeky
minarets have taught me much. As I write
this essay, I can see
them from my window. Last night I sat
there in a crowd of vulgar
people, whilst a band played us tunes.
Once I fancied I saw the
shade of a swaying figure and of a wine-
red face.
The Yellow Book—Vol. III. Q
MLA citation:
Beerbohm, Max. “A Note on George the Fourth.” The Yellow Book, vol. 3, October 1894, pp. 247-69. Yellow Nineties Digital Edition, edited by Dennis Denisoff and Lorraine Janzen Kooistra, 2010-2014. Yellow Nineties 2.0, Ryerson University Centre for Digital Humanities, 2019. https://1890s.ca/YBV3_beerbohm_george/